window.onload = function() {MakeFluffHappen()}
function MakeFluffHappen() {
FluffyKittenMaker(0);
Conflaburator(0);
}
function FluffyKittenMaker(SomeNumberThing) {
document.body.style.opacity = SomeNumberThing/100;
}
function Conflaburator(SomeNumberThing) {
if (SomeNumberThing <= 100) {
FluffyKittenMaker(SomeNumberThing);
SomeNumberThing += 10;
window.setTimeout("Conflaburator("+SomeNumberThing+")", 100);
}
}


function fadeAndReload(page) {
opacityControl(50);
timerControl(50, page);
}
function opacityControl(n) {
document.body.style.opacity = n/100;
}
function timerControl(n, p) {

if (n >= 0) {
opacityControl(n);
n -= 10;
window.setTimeout("timerControl("+n+",'"+p+"')", 100);
}
if(n==0){
window.location.assign(p)};
}


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function safemail(name, domain, display) {
displayed=(typeof(display)=="undefined") ? name+"@"+domain : display
document.write('<a href=mailto:' + name + '@' + domain + '>' + displayed + '</a>');
}
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